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Don't Go To The Beach Designed by Cosmo Gazoo for Midnight
Features. This design is a nostalgic, tongue-in-cheek nod to the
campy horror flicks that kept us all awake at night, questioning the
safety of something as innocent as a beach day. The artwork,
drenched in retro, comic book flair, throws a terrified woman front
and center, mid-scream, as she kneels on the sand in a classic one-piece swimsuit. The setting sun casts an eerie glow behind her, birds circle overhead, and the waves roll in with a menacing
undercurrent, hinting that something far more sinister lies just out of frame. The punchline, emblazoned below in a vintage font—"I
DON’T GO TO THE BEACH DUE TO THE FILMS I’VE
WATCHED"—captures that mix of irrational fear and self-aware
humor that anyone who’s been scarred by a good (or gloriously bad) horror movie will appreciate. This one’s for the folks who know that sometimes, the scariest thing about the beach isn’t the sharks, but the imagination those old films stirred up in the dark corners of our minds.